THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
1. inflexibility
2. why explaining ones' self is so hard
3. people who won't ask
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
1. heights
2. loneliness
3. weapons
THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN
1. Japanese
2. patience
3. what else I need to learn
THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. longsleeved sage-green shirt
2. black-on-black Converse
3. My glasses
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. Cthulhu plush
2. a stack of CDs
3. the Oxford English Dictionary (Compact Edition)
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. Write a novel
2. Venice
3. trust
THREE GOOD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. insightfulness
2. determination
3. empathy
THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. intellectual snobbery
2. self-centeredness
3. overly long memory
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. Welsh
2. Czech
3. Scots
THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. Eyes
2. Nose
3. ...I have to pick three? Uh- shoulders
THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. 20-30 pounds
2. trick knee
3. teeth
THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. I like shortbread
2. I can fold my tongue into a clover shape
3. When I was 5 I said I wanted to be an icthyologist to see if it'd get spelled right by my teacher
THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1. WhatEVer...
2. fucktard
3. Yeah?
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO
1. Venice
2. Vienna
3. Russia
THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY
1. Turner
2. Steve
3. --That's it, actually
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE OR HAD
1. turnermorgan
2. Derek Alderhill
3. Freakmason
