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Amazon hates me.

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Amazon hates me.

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I go to Amazon. I go to my store, see what it thinks I should buy.
it suggests- IN THIS ORDER- 'Hellraiser IV', '20th Century Masters- Burt Bacharach', 'The Cosmic Puppets' by PK Dick, & 'Witch Hunter Robin'.

They do this shit just to fuck with me, I'm telling you.
  • Hey. You think that's odd? Imagine a tall, extremely bitter nerd dressed entirely in black, despising the universe and writhing in frustration from trying to be creative, and he goes to his amazon.com page and find they recommend this to him.

    Ah, sweet sweet mischief from Sugar Snow Faeries. How I love thee.
  • Uh. Amazon unquestionably thinks that I am a woman.
  • Huh. Amazon generally is pretty nice to me. I feel special now!
  • Dude, Burt Bacharach...How could you go wrong?
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