I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte (colubra) wrote,
I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte
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Can today just suck a LITTLE MORE PLZ K THX

Mediocre movie. KEANU, THROW in the GODDAMNED TOWEL ALREADY.
Cranky housemate. I'M SORRY THAT THE WORLD IS SUCKING CAN IT NOT BE MY FAULT NOW PLZ K THX.
Birthday present for cranky housemate now delayed a sum total of 2 months, 2 weeks, 2 days. GOOD fucking CHRIST, can you PRINT things when you say they'll PRINT for fuck's sake.
BACKUP birthday present for cranky housemate delayed in pressing 2 weeks. Then delayed from publisher 3 weeks BY A FUCKING POSTAL SERVICE STRIKE IN BRITAIN.
You HATE ME DON'T YOU.
But wait, he says, my story gets better.
Mess in hallway made by uncooperative soda vat. CARRY THE STUPID FUCKING THING FROM UNDERNEATH, IF YOU ALWAYS SPILL IT CARRYING IT FROM ON TOP.
Tooth shatters on a FUCKING HAMBURGER, for the love of fuck. THANK YOU FOR THE ORAL SURGERY I AM GOING TO HAVE TO GET THAT ALREADY HAS MY PULSE RATE ELEVATED.
Wrong icecream product from corner store. WHO THE FUCK BUYS FROZEN YOGURT BEN AND JERRYS AND WHY DID YOU BUY THEM A WHOLE FUCKING CASE OF THE ONE FLAVOR I WAS AFTER.
Log in and get told the app I had been working on is no longer fit to the game I was writing it for. No longer fit because someone QUIT ST'ing on THE FUCKING GAME.
And, of course, it's NOVEMBER FIFTH.

I really give up.
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