FUCK but these boys can't write dialogue for female characters- especially emotive female dialogue.
Good god, boys. You're filled with money. You shit thousand-dollar bills:
HIRE A WOMAN TO WRITE WITH YOU.
And what is UP with that scar on Keanu's upper lip? Where the hell did that come from, and why hasn't he spent a few dozen grand on getting it fixed?
Totally fucks up the line of his mouth, on the occasions where he tries to emote.