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Avast, ye yeller-bellied scurvy dogs!

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Avast, ye yeller-bellied scurvy dogs!

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T'is Internash'nul Talk like ye Pirate Day t'day, an' the first man among ye tha' I be hearin' talk like some sort uf a nancy garbage-scow helmsman of a British Navy officer, I'm a'keelhaulin'!
  • Yes, but what's terribly entertaining is reading people trying to type like a pirate in text, and instead of hearing a pirate voice, hearing a dainty Southern sorority girl's voice.

    Go on. Read what you just wrote with a charming Southern belle's drawl. You'll find it works just the same, and sounds far more amusing. It's a shame you've never met my sister, because it's her voice I'm hearing.

    Arrr, y'all.

  • Pev, you are evil. EEEVULLL I tell you.

    This is almost as bad as the bastard who first told me that you can sing every poem Emily Dickinson ever wrote to the tune of either "Yellow Rose of Texas" or "Gilligan's Island".

    To this day I cannot read a single damn verse of hers without grinning like a lunatic.
  • Wasn't ye s'posed ta be wi'out access fer a time due to inclement conditions and a plummetin' barometer?
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