B: My rant about the new Queens of the Stone Age CD being broken because of copy protection, a couple weeks ago? It's untrue. My goddamned CDR AND my DVDR have decided they no longer want to play CDs. The CD is not copy protected, and you should buy it.
C: I continue to believe that people are, at root, basically greedy selfish bastards, yet often expect them to behave as something other than that and actually act surprised when they act like greedy selfish bastards.
D: I try to believe the pretty words people say while they're sharpening knives.