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I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte

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It's a proven fact that a single anal sex experience causes one to be homosexual. The hormones released by a sexual situation involving the anus being broached, are the same hormones found in large quantities in effeminate homosexual males. For example, when I was much younger I knew a young man who was for all intents and purposes, heterosexual. He was mugged, and involved in a rape situation involving a tent peg. This one event was enough to have him start on a road that eventually led to him becoming effeminate and gay.

--Anne McCaffrey, author
  • I was just thinking of posting this myself, but I was too busy looking for that automatic tent pegger drill to link alongside it.
  • Huh?

    I mean...

    QUOI!??!
  • So, um, then I guess I've been doing it wrong...
  • Every time I see this, I boggle. I mean, I went to a church once and had a traumatic experience there, but I'm not a member of that faith. :b

    Of course, she's kinda written the same book ten or twenty times, by now...
  • You cannot imagine how shocked and horrified I was to read this when I first saw it at least a year ago. I was a teenaged pern fan and her fiction brought me a great deal of enjoyment and pleasure. At least, those fictions. Not this one.

    I guess some creative old ladies have to become crack-pot delusionals evemtually.
  • What the ring-tailed hopping hell...???

    Damn, I always figured her for a bit of a dim bulb, but she has surpassed any expectations. Thanks for the laugh :)
  • I wonder if she's repented of that particular idiocy yet. Or if someone's broken her anal hymen yet. And does that only apply to men or what? If the world truly worked this way, if I stuck a tent peg (or something a little more aerodynamic) up my ass, would penises and their attached people have no more allure for me? Is prostate stimulation so damn good for men that women just have no more appeal for ever after?

    ...or am I thinking about this way too damn much because I'm on cold medicine? Yes, that must be it.
    • I believe in her purview, lesbians did not actually exist. I don't think they ever did in her books, but I only read maybe a third of them.
  • A proven fact? There's one old biddy who needs to stick with her dragon and unicorn stories...

    G
  • I'm so sorry, but I'm really going to have to kill you for bringing that up again.
    • Apologies.

      It only came up because someone was going on about their melodrama on some Pern MUSH or other, and I thought it would help give them a sense of perspective about Pern melodrama.
      That, at least, proved correct. :)
  • Me, I'm curious as to that 'for all intents and purposes' clause. Why not just, 'he was heterosexual'? $20 says it was more like, 'He wasn't really heterosexual but he pretended it was just 'his good friend James'.'

    Hah. The chemical thing is just silly for reasons I doubt anyone actually needs to outline.
    • $20 says it was more like, 'He wasn't really heterosexual but he pretended it was just 'his good friend James'.

      Perhaps this anecdote should serve as evidence that the sooner one comes out of the closet, the better, lest some daft relative or acquaintance attribute one's homosexuality to a random occurrence.

      "Oh my, he's been queer ever since that car accident. Perhaps he landed on the gearshift funny..."
    • "Oh my, he's been queer ever since that car accident. Perhaps he landed on the gearshift funny..."

      *Dies laughing*
    • Shit, here I thought it was all that cock I was sucking.

      (cackle)
  • It's a proven fact that a single anal sex experience causes one to be homosexual.

    Yay! I'm gay! Woo!!

  • Isn't she like dead yet or something?

    All snide aside, she's a rare case of someone who's books I have enjoyed, but whom I dislike as a person. Sort of falls into that Courtney Love catagory for me.

  • I used to like her books, the early ones, that she wrote in the 70s. After that, though, like someone above mentioned, they started being alike.
    She took the 'He-Man' way, to me... trying to outdo and outdo and outdo herself so many times.
  • Jesus...

    Hasn't this woman heard of strap-ons?
  • hmmm...

    so

    is the wife gay now?

    what haff i done...
  • So that's why it's called "camping"...
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