I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte (colubra) wrote,
I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte
colubra

If you were a twee, what sowut of twee would you want to be?



If I were a month I would be: November. A cold one.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.
If I were a time of day I would be: about 30-45 minutes before dawn, when the sky is indigo blue rather than black.
If I were a planet I would be: Persei 6.
If I were a sea animal I would be: Dolphin
If I were a direction I would be: West
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a couch that always fits your body perfectly, no matter how you wish to sit.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Lord Byron. He just had Too Damn Much Fun.
If I were a liquid, I would be: merlot.
If I were a stone, I would be: Malachite.
If I were a tree, I would be: Willow.
If I were a bird, I would be: A raven
If I were a tool, I would be: A writing implement
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: ivy
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: thunderstorm
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Dragon
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Cello
If I were an animal, I would be: monkey
If I were a color, I would be: indigo
If I were an emotion, I would be: troubled by the fact I had to be an emotion.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: broccoli
If I were a sound, I would be: heard.
If I were an element, I would be: air
If I were a car, I would be: '34 Brewster
If I were a song, I would be: Powerhouse (Raymond Scott)
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: David Lynch
If I were a book, I would be written by: Philip K. Dick
If I were a food, I would be: sushi
If I were a place, I would be: The City of London (not Greater London), at 3 AM.
If I were a material, I would be: raw silk
If I were a taste, I would be: mint
If I were a scent, I would be: mint & sage
If I were a religion, I would be: probably unitarianism
If I were a word, I would be: spoken aloud, duh.
If I were an object, I would be: A marble vase
If I were a body part I would be: the back of the neck, from the hairline, down in a spreading triangle across the widening of neck, and back together at the spine.
If I were a facial expression I would be: strained tolerance.
If I were a subject in school I would be: English
If I were a cartoon character I would be: The Brain
If I were a shape I would be: a quincunx
If I were a number I would be: 22
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